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"Damn straight, holmes!!!" And thus a young Cheech Marin's destiny was forged.

AAAAAH!!! THat dotted line that stalks Billy has started following ME now! CALL THE POLICE, WOMAN!!!

Tupac?!? Sheeyit, Grandma. You a whack-ass busta!

Why not, Ma? Dad says he works on his putz in here all the time.

I dont care WHAT they say. "Schoolhouse Rock " is HIGHLY overrated.

Sorry, Mom. Eckerd refuses to develop any more of your film. They say you're a very sick lady and should seek 'fressional help!

PUBES! It's whats for dinner!

Now it's time for YOUR gift! Go put on your Shinji Ikari plugsuit and Ill go get the blue wig and the squeeze Parkay...

It's not that I dont like the taste of "Tourette's Crispies", don't think that. But the "Snap! Crackle! RrraaaaghSCROTUM!!!" is really disconcerting...

Give us each a dollar or so God help us it's "Muskrat Love!"

*CHOMP!!!*

Ah. I see the crystal meth finally kicked in.

Don't feel bad, son. I'm sure ALL the Major League players crapped themselves sliding into home at one time or another...

Nice drawing of Pocahontas, eh Mommy? Man... you can practially smell the clip art.

So I caved in his nads, then took his drumsticks and played "Wipeout" on his head. Ulrich's a weenie.

So I can CLEARLY not choose the glass in FRONT of me!

Tastes like crap? There's a good reason for that. Ever hear of "Wax", dumbass?

Rick Berman made my pooper hurt!!!