a quick explanation:

i frequent a forums web site called something awful. there are general discussion threads covering just about anything you can think of.

one member posted an article talking about an online dating gameshow that is being hosted by sony.

the game is a very cutesy setup- there's a "chooser" and three contestants. it works just like any lame dating show you've seen on t.v... the chooser asks stuff like "if you were an ice cream flavor, what would it be?" and the contestants talk in Sexy Talk, describing how they'd be vanilla, and love to be licked this way and that.

not anymore.

all of a sudden, hundreds and hundreds of twisted fucks like me bombarded this place, and took over. some of the responses were posted on something awful, and i just saved most of the screen captures. some of them were so damn funny i literally had tears running down my face. the goal was to shock and offend the hell out of all the "normal" people there. i think we were successful.

so, in no particular order, here they are....

(some of them didn't have the questions in the screencap, so i just wrote it in above them.)

(From Anne_Pearson): I was making long speeches about how that guy would be punished by eternal damnation if he didn't succomb to the Lord and repent for his sins of homosexuality and how the chooser's poor grammar was an affront to the intellect God blessed the human race with and shit.

Another religious movement.

"What country would you most like to be, and why?"

"What's in your roadside emergency kit?"

"I'm about to get married. What would you do to convince me to stop the wedding?"

"I consider myself to be "Obsession" perfume. What's your scent called?"

"What would be your perfect date?"

This was random chat in the middle of a round.

More random chat.