Chavez and Ahmadinejad, sittin’ in a tree

Hugo Chavez should be shot in the face with a bazooka in his own home. And, not only that, but his enablers should, as well. That includes every cheese-eating pinko who cheered him Wednesday morning from the floor of the U.N., as well as that big-mouthed imbecile running Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. The rapid-fire yakkers on the talk channels tend to characterize them as goofballs and clowns, but the proper word is “charlatans”. Or, if you’re familiar with Sean Connery’s appearances on SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, a “mountebank”.

A charlatan, as defined by WordWeb, is a flamboyant deceiver, or one who attracts customers with tricks or jokes. I believe this hits the nail on the head on both counts. They’re jockeying for position on the world stage so these little men may extend their rule past the borders of their own puny sandboxes. And what better way to get influence on the world stage than to come to New York, the heart of the Great Satan itself, trash its leaders and indirectly the people who elected them at the U.N., and play on the current prevailing international political ideology and prejudices, and BOOM we have little Castros running around getting the applause of the rest of the wannabes of the world who couldn’t find their butts if they used both hands. But us sending them billions in foreign aid might help that!

To cap this post, Chavez should have had his inbred behind told to not enter the country lest the patriots within have him shot on arrival. The first amendment doesn’t cover noncitizens…he has no right to say jack squat in this nation past what diplomacy allows. What he said most certainly wasn’t diplomatic in the least. Hopefully more people will know of this cretin by now and will protest his very presence in this country. And isn’t Ahmadinejad still a wanted man for his role in the Iran Hostage Crisis from twenty-five years ago? The thug should have been arrested as soon as he entered the so-called free world…the heck with any diplomatic immunity this punk might think he enjoys. Why the heck do they need nuclear capability to provide energy, anyway: they sit on more oil than most continents. Man, talk about rank BS being flung freely….

Also: I won’t ever watch Lonesome Dove or Lethal Weapon or any other movie with that blithering moron Danny Glover ever again. Thanks a lot, you good-for-nothing mouth-breathing turncoat.


This on-again, off-again, would-be commentator proves that attitudes are contagious, and that some can even kill. To this end, every written word is weighed carefully to ensure the precise delivery of the author's intent while inflicting blunt force trauma to the psyche of the reader.

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